The Darth Vader

“I don’t fear you” – Ezra Bridger

“Then you will die braver than most” – Lord Vader

Ahhh… Darth Vader. What drink could do justice to this marvelous villain?




Full of Sorrow and Regret.

Sounds like a Negroni to me! Or at least something resembling one.

A conversation on the Tiki Recipes Facebook group recently focused on the Kingston Negroni. Even with my current Tiki obsession, I have still harbor a mostly unrequited love for gin and the vehicle of the Negroni. Proper Negroni preparation involves collecting gins, sweet vermouths and Campari style amaros. Campari is the flag carrying standard of the default amaro throughout most of the experimentation to create your favorite Negroni.

“Use the Force, Luke”

After you discover that there is no “perfect” gin for a negroni and there is no “perfect” vermouth for a Negroni, you realize that Campari is not a requirement and you can experiment along that axis also. This leads to the true understanding that a Negroni is the combination of the three ingredients. And modifying one ingredient does not break the perfection as long as you switch the other ingredients accordingly. Just like the Force is the interactions between all living things, the Negroni is the interaction between the three ingredients.

“You don’t know the power of the Dark Side”

The Darth Vader is based on the Kingston Negroni and the Salted Negroni. It is a Kingston Negroni with the addition of smoked Maldon salt ( You really have to believe Darth Vader smells like smoke everywhere he goes, right? ). The basic Negroni is a strong cocktail. Just Gin + Italian Vermouth + Campari. All liquors, liqueurs and fortified wines. The original Kingston Negroni embraces the full power of the Dark Side by exchanging Smith & Cross Navy Proof ( 114 proof ) for the gin ( ~80+ proof ). This is a fully operational drink. I had one of these at The Dorsey in Las Vegas and it was outstanding, but I was too weak to have a second. Unfortunately, they sensed my weakness and used a heavy hand with all their drinks. But that is another story…

Darth Recipe

The Darth Vader – Learn the Power of the Dark Side

  • 2 oz Smith & Cross ( Navy Strength 114 proof )
  • 2 oz Leopold Bros Apertivo ( or Campari )
  • 2 oz Carpano Antica Formula Italian Vermouth
  • Pinch of Maldon Smoked Salt crushed
  • Big Ass Cube of ice


  1. Add Big Ass Cube of ice to appropriate glassware ( olde fashioned glass if you do not have a fancy Darth Vader mug ).
  2. Add ingredients to glassware.
  3. Stir.
  4. Stay away from your lightsaber.

Darth Presentation

I tried to add an orange wheel as a garnish, but it ran away.

The Tiki Stormtrooper

Continuing the Star Wars theme…

Since it is the holiday season, this is a take on the Rum Cow, which I think of as an eggnog base without the egg and difficulty. A rum cow is basically a rum and milk mixture with some spices and stuff. The Tiki Stormtrooper tries to raise it up a few levels in taste and potency. After a couple of these, you will begin to understand their inability to shoot straight.

This also feeds into my White Russian love gained from The Big Lebowski!


  • 1 oz Smith & Cross
  • 1 oz Appleton Estate Rare Blend
  • 2 oz Creme de Cocoa
  • 1 oz Orgeat Syrup
  • 5 oz half & half
  • small splash of vanilla extract
  • shake of nutmeg
  • shake of cinnamon
  • a couple of dashes of Angostura bitters

Stir ingredients together with crushed ice.

ProTip – If you shake it, you will need a BIG glass as the half and half will increase in volume. This is not a bad thing if you are prepared for it!

The Tai Fighter

Thanks to the new cycle of movies, Christmas is the time of year when I get obsessed with Star Wars for about a month. I got Zelda a Porg chew toy for a present. I’ve got a new Porg t-shirt on the way. But even with my liking for the cuddly and curmudgeonly porgs, the Dark Side always exerts a strong pull on my soul.

Enter the Tai Fighter. I finally bought a bottle of pimento (allspice) dram and wanted to use it. First, I tried it in a traditional vehicle, but since it was a new drink recipe I didn’t really get the individual character of the dram. Not that it wasn’t a powerful addition, but there were other flavors going on also. This was pre-notetaking so I don’t remember what the drink was.  So, to get a better feel of the taste profile, I just added a bit to the basic Mai Tai recipe in place of the simple syrup.

I will give you a heads up about Allspice dram, like the spice, it is a potent flavor. I usually ignore 1/4 oz measurements and make them 1/2 oz, but this is an ingredient that I will start off with the recommended dosage and try more if it is not enough. After all, you can always have another drink!

The Tai Fighter

Tai Fighter

  • 1 oz Appleton Rare Blend
  • 1 oz Smith & Cross
  • 1/2 oz Orgeat syrup
  • 1/4 oz Allspice Dram ( 1/4 oz, I mean it )
  • 1 oz Lime Juice
  • 1 oz Pierre Ferrand Curaçao

Shake with crushed ice and strain into your favorite tikiware filled with crushed ice.

The tikiware in the picture is from the Horror in Clay 5th anniversary party at the Highlander. While the Highlander is not a tiki bar, I highly recommend a visit when you are in Atlanta. You can find the Horror in Clay products here.

Garnish with spent lime shell and mint.

I’m know my mint looks pretty sad. I made a pitcher of Mai Tais to take to a board gaming party the day before and took all my mint with it. I found this after scrambling around in the fridge for a few minutes. I felt bad spanking it.

Mai Current Obsession

I have been “investigating” the Mai Tai for a couple of months. It is an elusive beast. The most elusive part is the gathering of ingredients. Atlanta has a number of very good liquor stores, but getting the desired/optimal pieces for this relatively simple drink has been a pain in the butt.

As stated, the mai tai is a simple drink. It has a storied history and many different interpretations. Beachbum Berry and Martin Cate go over the details in their exceptionally fine tiki drink books. The original 1944 Trader Vic recipe is just rum, lime juice, curacao, simple syrup and orgeat syrup ( an almond based syrup ).

My main procurement issues were looking for specific rums and trying to find a decent orgeat ( no high fructose corn syrup was my primary requirement ). I should have broken down and just made the orgeat ( or ordered from amazon ). It is not that difficult and I have the tools to do it pretty easily, but I kept seeing different types of orgeat during my rum quests and would try them. I am not sure if I have solved this problem yet, but I have tried a couple that have done well ( Gifford and Luxardo ).

The rums needed for the drink can be complicated. The original one ( Wray & Nephew 17 yr ) has been discontinued for a while. The mixology historians above have done a good job in tracing the the various rums used in the drinks over the years.  After the Wray & Nephew went away, Trader Vic decided on a mix of two different rums, a darker aged Jamaican rum and a Martinique Rhum Agricole. It is a real complex story, but this is the basic gist. In Martin Cate’s book, he classifies rums by distillation method and aging. This gives the ability to simplify the recipes and the rum requirements for the many tiki drinks.

I already had El Dorado 12 on hand as it was the favorite rum brand of my old boss and  is very tasty. That was on the list for the Blended Aged (to fulfill the aged Jamaican rum requirement ). The Rhum Agricole was pretty easy to find as Clement Single Barrel is in most of the bigger liquor stores here. This allowed me to try out these and other rums in my early Mai Tai attempts.

The main issue I had with the basic ingredients was the inability to find the overproof rum for the 151 floater that, while not canon, is an optional accessory.  Bacardi 151 and  J Wray & Nephew Overproof are pretty standard at the stores, but they are unaged and not appropriate for the style. Lemon Hart and Hamilton are desired rums for this task. And I could not find them anywhere. I was able to find Smith and Cross in the Navy Strength and I used that to make some flames, but not really a 151. I sent friends in the suburbs looking at their local stores for me, but still nothing. Finally, after a few months of searching, I found a stash of Hamilton ( 86 and 151 ) at Tower Package on Piedmont, I believe. The bottle of 151 is going to last for a long time.

Then, as with everything else, I wanted to optimize. Inspired by the Facebook Tiki Recipes group, I dove into more internet research. This lead to trying to find the prefered Appleton Estate Dark. Appleton Estate is a very popular high end rum. I was on Team El Dorado, so I didn’t have much experience with them. Their bottles are all the same distinctive shape and color with just changes to the name on the label. All similar names with no real gradation until you get to the years old stage. Names like Signature Blend, Reserve Blend, Rare Blend 12 yr Old, 21 yr Old and 50 yr old. Not to mention V/X, which I think was renamed to Signature. But no Dark anywhere! Turns out Dark is actually the Rare Blend ( thanks tiki recipes facebook group! ) and not hard to find. And this produced a very tasty Mai Tai…

Then I found out about Denizen’s Merchant Reserve! This is a rum that Martin Cate worked on with Denizen’s to try and reproduce the original mixture of rums.


And not in my nearest local stores. But, I was able to get back to Tower and found it there. As I was making Mai Tai gift bags for several Christmas presents for friends, I proceeded to buy most of their stock.

It also makes a very tasty Mai Tai.

Mai Tai Obsession Recipe #1

( based on the 1944 Trader Vic recipe in Beachbum Berry’s Grog Log )


Even with my desire to find the optimal ingredients, I don’t follow the recipe very well. I add more of both syrups than called for ( I like it a little sweeter, but it is not a sweet drink ) and more of the curacao. The lime juice I like to have between 3/4 – 1 oz, but this is dependant on the amount of juice produced by the lime. Sometimes half a lime will make 3/4 oz and others a whole lime is used to get closer to 1 oz.

So, like every other recipe, it only works until you get punched in the face.

  • 2 oz Denizen’s Merchant reserve ( or equal parts Clement SB and Appleton Rare )
  • 1 oz Pierre Ferrand Curaçao ( it is worth it, but other curaçaos, Cointreau or G. Marnier will work )
  • 3/4 oz of lime juice
  • 1/2 oz orgeat syrup
  • 1/2 oz simple syrup
  • mint, for garnish

Shake with crushed ice and strain into a glass filled with finely crushed ice.

Garnish with spent lime shell and SPANKED MINT!


— Alternate finish

Turn your spent lime shell upside down and fill with Hamilton 151. catch on fire. don’t burn your mint leaves!  Or burn your house down.

Use flames responsibly. This blog is not responsible for any accidents.